Spants

… never stand for God Bless America at sporting events.  I’m no jingoist.

… talk to my cats in a silly voice sometimes.  What?  They like it!

… forgive people pretty easily, which is surprising given my temper.

… really like washing and detailing my cars.  It’s so satisfying when they’re as clean and new-looking as possible.

… have excellent intuition.  I’m a wee bit clairvoyant, methinks.

… have two different-colored eyes.  It’s not always noticeable.  But when it is, I have one green eye, one blue eye.

… have a wing-span of 5’7″, and I’m only 5’5″.

… surf the internet with Firefox and have like 10-20 tabs open at once.

… think I might have ADD.  And it’s getting worse the older I get.

… pick up Bella and Coco at least once a day and hold them like a baby or over my shoulder.  I can’t help it.

… am kind of scared of the dark, except not when I’m trying to sleep.

… can punch really hard.

… will be furious if Albert Pujols gets passed over for MVP again this year.