Things I am good at

In no particular order:

Being a smart-ass
Some cooking and baking type stuff
Editing other people’s writing
Evasive driving
Saying no
Taking portraits
Remembering conversations, word-for-word
Expressing my thoughts and feelings
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Putting someone in their place
Dirty looks
Figuring out when a man looks like a morph of two other men
Honesty
Remembering random trivia
Taking care of Tiny’s curly hair
Saying I don’t know
Wild-ass guesses
Differentiating between offspeed pitches
Interrupting
Catching on quickly
Horror movie screaming
Remembering